I Ran Into My Future Self And The Universe Didn’t Implode

I was jogging and I came up on this old man in a wheelchair. A woman drives up, rolls down her window and goes, “Sir, do you need some help?”

He stops rolling for a moment, looks up, confused, then the moment of clarity arrives, and he says, “Yeah, but about 30 years ago, so you’re a little goddamn late.”

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