Howdy. I’m Jared Walls. I’m a writer, stand-up comic and sweaty person living in Austin, Texas. This is one of those scrolly websites that tells you everything I do.
Upcoming Shows
I’ll be “telling” “jokes” here:
Dec. 29 | Hammer & Giggle Holiday Comedy Ball| Russian House| Austin
Jan. 2 | 50 First Jokes | Spider House Ballroom | Austin
Blog
I write funny stuff sometimes for other people. Here’s a quick overview of some of those stuffs:
Social Media
Funny or Die
Matt Rutledge (CEO of Meh.com)
Pitch by Funny or Die
Web Content
Funny or Die: Beer Taps Bartenders Hate To Pull On
I’m a contributor for HotCars.com. It’s a site that covers cars that may or may not be hot, but they let me sprinkle facts about wizards and robots in there for some reason.
Stand-up
I do stand-up (I said that earlier. There’s a lot here. I get it. Maybe you forgot. I don’t blame you). Here’s a clip of me performing in the Funniest Person in Austin Contest, 2018 (spoiler alert: I didn’t win):
Not-Necessarily Funny Words
From 2011 – 2013, I was a contributor for the now-defunct Austinist.com. Here are some shows I reviewed during Moontower Comedy Festival:
I mostly interviewed comedians, though. Here are some of those interviews:
Podcasts
Here are some podcasts people talked to me at:
Poems & Such
I have an M.F.A. in Creative Writing (sorry, Dad). Here are some of my poems:
Here are some book reviews I wrote during my tenure as Poetry Editor for Front Porch Journal:
Get At Me